The original members of black sabbath, having traveled from the past to our world via an ayahuasca-fueled psychedelic time portal, resolved immediately to return to their own time and bite our choicest morsels to create "volume 4". Then cooter farted a rainbow and sailed away to the great chocolate waterfall, borne by the wings of batpigs.
All right, all right... the clamor of our adoring fans has been deafening... "oh my god, did you find a bass player yet?!!" "but what will become of us without our beloved mongoloid village?!" "If you guys don't get a bass player soon, I may as well just stab my family to death, fuck their fresh knife-wounds, and then hang myself with their intestines."
Well worry no more. Welcome our new bass guy, jerm, formerly of revered underworld demigods You Magnificent Bastards. We played our first show with him on thursday Oct 11th at the Red Room Arena Auditorium Stadium. Even though over one hundred thousand rabid fans were in attendance, jerm's nerves remained steady as he unleashed bowel-loosening subsonic rumbles from his bass-machine.
